Just as I walked into Berkeley, California and was about to cross the street, I saw a giant Vinegar truck careening down the street out of control. To my dismay, from the opposite side of the road came a giant water truck speeding around the corner.
I will never forget the sound they made when they collided...
DOUCHE!
The fact that Berkeley has more than its fair share of giant douchebags is lost on no one and does not warrant anyone's attention.
The fact that they thought calling Marines foreign invaders in a piece of legislature was acceptable takes it to the next level.
Support the Marines with this shirt - especially if you find yourself head-to-head with anti-Marine protesters, known officially as the group CODE PINK, or as I like to call them - the insurgency at home.
Marine Veteran Rob Riggle of the Daily Show gets an inside look:
Navy Cross recipient and phenomenal drinking buddy, Jeremiah Workman sports our new shirt with Uncle Jimbo from Blackfive:
Youth XL is great for women who would find a men's small too large!