Shrimpin' Ain't Easy MMA Combatives Shirt
It's your first day at the gym. Some dude is teaching. He has no ears left. He has a black belt in 42 different styles. He owns his own hand-crafted katana - you know, just in case.
He starts blathering on about shrimping, and shows you how easy it us to go from being fully mounted to taking your opponents back.
Looks simple enough, right? Problem is, you can barely shrimp across the mat by yourself without kneeing yourself in the face, nevermind actually escape from anything.
Now try that with full contact.
You're getting punched in the face and he's quietly repeating to clear your hip, while floating two inches above the ground and pulling flies out of the air with chopsticks.
You leave your first day knowing two things:
1) Apparently there is only one freakin' way to stand up.
2) Shrimpin' just ain't easy...
