War Penguin Vintage T-shirt

$30.00

War can be surreal.  Everything hangs in the balance.  A mere inch to the left or right can mean the difference between life and death.  It can seem elegant, like watching the dance of death of a well trained unit moving through a building, or horrible like that cashmeousside girl.  It involves both intelligence and guile juxtaposed with aggression and rage in a manner that is impossible to duplicate in any other way.

 We felt that nothing conveyed all of those senses like a penguin wearing a monacle and a tophat while riding a unicycle and holding a pinwheel, hence we bring you War Penguin.

 Alternatively, we thought it would be funny to put a classy penguin on a unicycle with the word "war" on it.

 You decide.

 

 

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War can be surreal.  Everything hangs in the balance.  A mere inch to the left or right can mean the difference between life and death.  It can seem elegant, like watching the dance of death of a well trained unit moving through a building, or horrible like that cashmeousside girl.  It involves both intelligence and guile juxtaposed with aggression and rage in a manner that is impossible to duplicate in any other way.

 We felt that nothing conveyed all of those senses like a penguin wearing a monacle and a tophat while riding a unicycle and holding a pinwheel, hence we bring you War Penguin.

 Alternatively, we thought it would be funny to put a classy penguin on a unicycle with the word "war" on it.

 You decide.

 

 

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