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Slow Is Smooth Smooth Is Fast Vintage-Fit T-Shirt

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Slow is smooth.  Smooth is fast.  Tactical sloth is slow.  Because Tactical Sloth is slow, he is smooth.  Because Sloth is smooth, he is also fast.  Therefore, by he transitive property of tactical rules, Tactical Sloth is Fast.

There endeth the lesson. 

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