Well, what DO you do with a drunken sailor? Do you put them on a boat until they’re sober? Do you shave their belly with a rusty razor? Or. Do you wait for them to pass out and then draw stuff on their drunk faces with a marker? Yeah. That’s exactly what you do with a drunken sailor.
Yo- ho- ho and a bottle of rum.
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