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Women's Caffeine and Hate Leggings

Regular price $59.99

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Ships separately in approx. 10 business days.

Hell hath no fiery, scalding, piping-hot fury like she whose heart pumps caffeine and hate. Today is the day my enemies will be vanquished, my will be done, the skies will darken and the aromas of a medium to light roast will fill the air!

*Steps on a lego*

Ow and seriously?! Well, it's Monday and it looks like rain but the coffee smells heavenly and I'm ready to go forth and conquer the day ahead of everyone else.


We bring you the unicorn of leggings. Smooth to the touch, shiny to the eye, stretchy to the junk in the trunk. These babies are built for pretty much anything; grappling, lifting, crossfit, yoga, sitting on the couch with wine and cheesecake. And even better - no see through butt issue (unlike a company that rhymes with mu mu memon?) A perfect combination of compression and stretch in all the right places. These have been created and tested by women to achieve the ideal legging.

PERFORMANCE: Made in the USA Reinforced hand stitched seams Polyester 88% Spandex 12% Merica 5%

SOFT STRETCH: Made in the USA Reinforced hand stitched seams Polyester 89% Spandex 11% Merica 5%

Washing: Please follow the instructions. Handwash in cold water for best results. For sizing, go with your regular size for compression fit, go a size up for tight legging fit.

Model in the picture is an athletic 0 and wears a small.

Ships separately in approx. 10 business days.

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