PREORDER - 11th Anniversary MRE Lobster Normal Fit T-shirt

$25.00

By purchasing this shirt now, you are reserving it for a later delivery. Orders will be fulfilled on a chronological basis (first-come, first-served) and there are limited quantities available for pre-order.  

The price indicated is our special pre-order price. Please note that your card will be charged upon checkout for this item, as we do not save customers' payment details for your safety. Customers will receive an email when item has shipped. Please note that any other item ordered with this preorder item will not ship until the preorder item is ready to ship.

I could write an entire dissertation on the ridiculousness of MREs and their accessories. It's clear that the sons-of-bitches at the MRE plant are some real, sick sadists. The best side-items come with worst main courses and vice versa. That typically leaves you in a situation where you have to barter and trade like you?re in some sort of apocalyptic scene out of Mad Max: Beyond the Thunderdome. But one of the most ludicrous parts of the MRE is highlighted in the heating pack. As you sift through the never-ending hodgepodge of instructions, it simply says, "Place on rock or something." Really? You took all that time to write out a thesis on directions and you lazily end it like that? And what exactly is "Something"? Are saying it's totally cool to set it on a camel turd? Whatever. We'll just arbitrarily toss something in there as "something.? Here: how about a lobster.

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By purchasing this shirt now, you are reserving it for a later delivery. Orders will be fulfilled on a chronological basis (first-come, first-served) and there are limited quantities available for pre-order.  

The price indicated is our special pre-order price. Please note that your card will be charged upon checkout for this item, as we do not save customers' payment details for your safety. Customers will receive an email when item has shipped. Please note that any other item ordered with this preorder item will not ship until the preorder item is ready to ship.

I could write an entire dissertation on the ridiculousness of MREs and their accessories. It's clear that the sons-of-bitches at the MRE plant are some real, sick sadists. The best side-items come with worst main courses and vice versa. That typically leaves you in a situation where you have to barter and trade like you?re in some sort of apocalyptic scene out of Mad Max: Beyond the Thunderdome. But one of the most ludicrous parts of the MRE is highlighted in the heating pack. As you sift through the never-ending hodgepodge of instructions, it simply says, "Place on rock or something." Really? You took all that time to write out a thesis on directions and you lazily end it like that? And what exactly is "Something"? Are saying it's totally cool to set it on a camel turd? Whatever. We'll just arbitrarily toss something in there as "something.? Here: how about a lobster.

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