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Bearzooka T-Shirt

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We have the right to bear arms expressly because of the threat of Armed Bears.  You may think a bear is scary enough with its 1000 pounds of muscle, giant claws, huge fangs, and a propensity to eat everything it comes across, but you should see those bastards once they get their claws on a bazooka.

I hope you never have to see a Bearzooka.  The carnage resulting from a properly armed Bear wielding two bazookas is absolutely grizzly.  It's the polar opposite of what you'd expect a bear to do.  Honestly, it's unbearable.