Caffeine and Hate Coffee Scented Candle
If you wake up in the morning and basically hate life and all people and grimace as you drag yourself out of bed, then trudge to the coffee maker and hit “brew” only to finally feel human as the sweet, sweet smell of bitter black coffee rolls like smoky tendrils into your nostrils, then Caffeine and Hate is for you.
Enjoy the smell of “Life is still worth living” all day long, even after you’ve maxed out your reasonable coffee allowance of eight cups a day. Yeah, you’ll still hate people, but they’ll somehow be more tolerable.
Warning: Fire is hot and will burn you. And that will hurt. If you leave your candle around pets or children, let’s face it, something stupid is going to happen. They might burn down your house, all your stuff, and maybe even get you all killed. So be safe with this candle and keep it away from things that burn and people and animals that will burn things.