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Sale - Doesn't Kill Me Normal-Fit T-Shirt

Regular price $15.00

Dear Bad Guys, You will get one shot at this. If you fail, understand that we?ve spent our entire adult lives preparing for and fantasizing about living Red Dawn 2 and/or a zombie apocalypse and the arsenal of kinetic and bladed weapons we own is enough to conquer most small African countries. Furthermore, if you run, run quickly. And by quickly, I mean faster than 2,970 feet per second. Thank You, The RU Nation P.S. That which doesn't kill me, had better start running.