Ships 3-5 days from order.
Joe: "Hey, doc. Does this abnormal growth on a crucial part of my body look weird to you?" Doc: "Absolutely not. Just drink some water and take some aspirin if it gets any worse. You'll be fine, man. Anywho, I'm going to go drink some beer and pass out in my room. Wake me up before the room inspection tomorrow morning." Good old doc. He really knows what's best for us.