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Whiskey & Bad Decisions 'Merica Candle

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Whiskey and Bad Decisions Scented Candle

When you get to a certain age, you really only want a comfortable chair, a good book and  a glass of whiskey.  Unfortunately, some people frown on guys who sit in chairs all day drinking whiskey and then throw their empty glasses at passersby, which results in a police chase via horseback, then an incident with one of those clowns on stilts that you really didn’t mean to happen.  Hey, don’t get up on stilts and then complain about a concussion as if that wasn’t a likely outcome, clown.  Anyway, after the little person stripper, the Beagle breeder, and the Speaker of the House decided not to press charges, you end up back at your house after a night in the drunk tank.  You go to your comfy chair and pour a nice glass of whiskey.

That’s what this smells like.


Warning: Fire is hot and will burn you.  And that will hurt. If you leave your candle around pets or children, let’s face it, something stupid is going to happen.  They might burn down your house, all your stuff, and maybe even get you all killed.  So be safe with this candle and keep it away from things that burn and people and animals that will burn things.