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Geese are the biggest A-holes in the animal kingdom. They will attack anything, including you, and their stool is translucent and will stick to your clothing. And if you get into an altercation with one you can often be charged for attacking migratory birds. Look man, the deck is stacked against you. Leave the Goose alone.

Don't touch the wildlife.

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