War Penguin T-Shirt

War can be surreal. Everything hangs in the balance. A mere inch to the left or right can mean the difference between life and death. It can seem elegant, like watching the dance of death of a well-trained unit moving through a building, or horrible like that cashmeousside girl. It involves both intelligence and guile juxtaposed with aggression and rage in a manner that is impossible to duplicate in any other way.

We felt that nothing conveyed all of those senses like a penguin wearing a monocle and a tophat while riding a unicycle and holding a pinwheel, hence we bring you War Penguin.

Alternatively, we thought it would be funny to put a classy penguin on a unicycle with the word "war" on it.

You decide.

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