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Women's Cage Free Deer Shirt

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Go to the store and look at the packaged meat. There’re labels everywhere. Cage-free this, Non-GMO that. Good grief. You know what’s really crazy? You pay extra for getting “clean” food.
Now, there’s a pretty good way to ensure that what you’re eating is cage-free. Get up super early, get all bundled up in your finest camo and orange vest (so Cletus doesn’t pop a cap in you from 100 yards because he forgot his glasses), and go climb in that tree stand.  Then you wait. And wait some more. Eventually, that cage-free deer will come stand 50 yards away in a nice profile and hold super still. And it’s deaf so it can’t hear you drop the lens cap from your scope. Also, it has a cold so it can’t smell the booze seeping out of your pores from last night. And then, boom, you’ve got yourself some free-range meat. None of those things ever happen, but it’s nice to dream.
Seriously. Go harvest some free-range, cage-free, whatever. It’s good for the soul.