Ships 3-5 days after order.
War can be surreal. Everything hangs in the balance. A mere inch to the left or right can mean the difference between life and death. It can seem elegant, like watching the dance of death of a well trained unit moving through a building, or horrible like that cashmeousside girl. It involves both intelligence and guile juxtaposed with aggression and rage in a manner that is impossible to duplicate in any other way.
We felt that nothing conveyed all of those senses like a penguin wearing a monacle and a tophat while riding a unicycle and holding a pinwheel, hence we bring you War Penguin.
Alternatively, we thought it would be funny to put a classy penguin on a unicycle with the word "war" on it.