Shiver those timbers, swivel those guns, and file those TPS reports. The life of a feared corsair isn't all guns and glory. There's payroll to consider, insurance rates are through the roof, and every other day there's a workers comp claim. Honestly, I don't even remember why we got into this racket to begin with but it's dishonest work for unstable pay and we wouldn't have it any other way. So buckle your swashes and fire up the ships kettle. The caffeine will continue until morale improves!
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