Coffee & Murder T-Shirt

If law enforcement is the Thin Blue Line between order and chaos, then coffee is the thin black, liquid line between us and a lengthy prison sentence. The hot bean juice possesses what can only be described as a magical ability to transform a wild animal in to a productive, calm member of society. A member of society that would otherwise cut someone’s face off and wear it like a Halloween mask. Proven through centuries of use in the military there is no question of the bean’s other-worldly ability to soothe the savage beast. And drinking coffee is way cheaper than posting bail for 1st degree murder.

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