I Need An Adult T-Shirt

Anyone who has ever served in the military at any capacity understands privates. They almost certainly need their hands held to be able to differentiate their fourth point of contact and a hole in the ground. Even if you give them the simplest task and leave them alone for a few minutes. They’ll end up with a warrant for their arrest or inadvertently kill themselves through ignorance. It’s always a good rule to check all the light sockets for safety covers before we let them into the barracks. Even as an "adult", we need supervision and guidance from a true adult.

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