Mortaritaville T-Shirt

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Waistin’ away again in Mortaritaville

Lookin’ for a great place to hide

Some people claim that they all love steel rain, but I know that I hate an 82.

But seriously, it’s just a really terrible vacation spot. Very dusty and the sudden bursts of hot metal are worse than sunburn. Mortaritaville is not recommended.

Nibbling on pound cake

Watching the sun bake


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