Waistin’ away again in Mortaritaville
Lookin’ for a great place to hide
Some people claim that they all love steel rain, but I know that I hate an 82.
But seriously, it’s just a really terrible vacation spot. Very dusty and the sudden bursts of hot metal are worse than sunburn. Mortaritaville is not recommended.
Nibbling on pound cake
Watching the sun bake
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