I identify as a chainsaw bayonet, so this is a great shit.
TOO SOON??? (RE-BUTT-HOLE)
Mr. Bomba, your argument is invalid. It's never too soon to "hurry up and wait". It's the Ranger way; e.g. - reporting to an event 15 minutes prior to the 15 minutes, only to discover that you're an hour early to said event.