Ships 3-5 days from order.
You've heard of Sharknado, well how about Shark NATO?
Okay, hear me out. Sharks are badass death machines. Helicopters are badass death machines. If you combine Shark plus Copter you get... SHARKCOPTER. That's 50% Shark, 50% Helicopter, and 50% badass. So just by combining the two, you get 150%. That's 50% more and that means something.
Also, Shark-Copter just looks really cool.