Shopping Cart

Walk Softly Vintage Shirt

Regular price $30.00

"Speak softly and carry a big stick”

Well we were inspired by TR and decided that we should give you our over the top version of “foreign policy”, or just life in general.

“Walk softly and carry a tomahawk”

Do your best to avoid problems. Be diplomatic. De-escalate when possible. When that fails and violence becomes the last, best option, start cutting faces off.  You can’t do that with a stick. You can with a tomahawk. Nothing says victory quite like handing someone their own hair.

Ships in 3-5 business days.

 **Our Vintage shirts are more of a close, snug, RU-hug, always-have-your-back kind of fit than the Normal-Fit shirts are.